Q: Which is faster, hot or cold?
Ans: Hot, because you can easily catch cold
Q: Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I?
Ans: Ton
Q: What question can you never say “yes to?” Ans: Are you asleep/dead
Q: What has. Teeth but cannot eat?
Ans: A comb
Q: It is black, but you say it is clean, it is white, but you say its dirty. What is it?
Ans: Blackboard
Q: What is never used until it is broken?
Ans: An egg
Q: What man cannot live inside a house?
Ans: snowman