I have P.M.A (Positive Mental Attitude)

I am mental, I love staying positive and I know I have attitude

I don’t insult people, I just describe them

There is no ‘we’ in chocolate… (nor bacon)

A balanced diet is having chocolate in both hands

Stop trying to make everybody happy, your not chocolate

If you fall, I’ll be there

The Floor

Men are masters of farting

Farting 14 times a day can blow up a balloon

Female farts have a tendency to be stinkier

Things to Remember

You don’t have to be perfect

Having a bad day is ok

Small steps are also progress

Asking for help is strength

People love and appreciate you